Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jeremy Mayfield Drug Identified

I'm going to break some news here.  I've found the drug that caused Jeremy Mayfield to fail his drug test.

It was this.

OK, OK, sorry... couldn't resist.

Really, though, it's this.

It's the first sports drink to use the stuff.  Even Wikipedia has it's own page on the product with a subsection called "Controversies" in the article.  I smell conspiracy led by NASCAR's insatiable desire to freeze out competing products.  All Sport joins the list that includes AT&T and Verizon.  Nevermind you can't actually find it in a store.  

Anywho, while Mayfield looks for a new sponsor (aka suspension) J.J. Yeley will deliver the requisite DNQ's and 40th-place finishes.  

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